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Crapface 39: Backscratchers, Buttwipes and Spaceships

Published on April 16, 2009 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 39
crapface_39.mp3
Running time: 1:26:25


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Ryan's Cat.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • VH1 "Hello? Heroin!"
  • Star Banger vs. Shiny Guy
  • The Space Ship and Setting Expectations
  • Phones
  • "This sucks less" is greater than "We've figured it all out"
  • Putting out fires
  • Bacteria, Poop or Cats?
  • Cat Phones and Ego Phones
  • ITMFA License Plate
  • NEW-PUP-PY! and other 3 syllable chants
  • Anonymous Josh on Celebrity Scooby Doo
  • Bang-Bang!
  • Mystery Train
  • Goat Cheese, Garbage Dreams and Animal Welfare
  • Experimental Film is Cliché
  • Lessons in Shameless Self-Promotion for Jonas Elrod
  • More notes coming soon...


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Crapface 38: 3 years later, Death Hole

Published on January 4, 2009 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 38
crapface_38.mp3
Running time: 1:21:45


Your favorite Pretentious Fucks are joined by Gina, AKA the Macrame Bird of Prey and Dr. Katz.

Topics Mentioned in this show:
  • Traditions
  • The Fit is Go!
  • Stuff White People Like
  • PAUSE!
  • Gina is not dead yet!
  • Ryan is minus one appendix
  • Spore
  • Ice Cream!
  • Sarah Palin's Fake Accent
  • Touch the Magic Retard Baby!
  • Is politics PFA?
  • "He runs for office and he can Sail...board"
  • "Yay for no shame"
  • Gina's new music
  • "I play the tomato"
  • hating bands for the members
  • guilty pleasure bands
  • most searched terms of 2008 - Miley Cyrus
  • Britney makes a comeback... again
  • back to Gina's new music
  • we need a recording engineer
  • FullSail
  • Penn State sunburns
  • finally the song - "Spitting Wooden Nickels"
  • David Byrne
  • the birthday party of today's PFAs
  • cats
  • Bug Boy's text message
  • "my cat is named Muffin too!"
  • eating Play-Doh and Paste and Coloring Books
  • Vegan stuff in Orlando
  • it's not healthy just because it's Vegan
  • Gina's Rebel Nutritionist Tips
  • Stuff you're not supposed to eat
  • Facebook
  • Bug Boy's Bark
  • Depeche Mode covers by Dog
  • The Lightning Round
  • Art Bazel
  • "BTW, this pie is freaking amazing"
  • Petentials
  • Maya's MySpace Cat
  • Eat more butter


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The top 100 PFA figures of all time

Published on July 23, 2008 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
The self-aware PFAs that we are, we took a step back from our category and tried to think of the 100 public figures you've just GOT to know if you want to be a pretentious fuck. These can be artists, writers, musicians, filmmakers, actors, thinkers, politicians, whatever.

I even went so far, tonight, as to rank them in a top 100, VH1-style countdown. Since Emily and I thought of way more than 100 last night, I had to cut a bunch, and of course I didn't remember them all. So consider this a prelimarily list. Here's where you come in: Check the list out, enjoy it, and e-mail me back with your suggestions of who we left out. Feel free to gripe about the order too, though I think it's pretty impossible to contest #1.

100. Arianna Huffington
99. Robert Pollard
98. Henri Langlois
97. Laurie David
96. John Kerry
95. Stephen Colbert
94. John Darnielle
93. Barack Obama
92. Edward R. Murrow
91. Cole Porter
90. Colin Meloy
89. Sofia Coppola
88. Bill Maher
87. Gary Trudeau
86. Michael Azzerad
85. Neil Gaiman
84. Arthur Miller
83. Irvine Welsh
82. Voltaire
81. Steven Sondheim
80. Janeane Garafalo

79. Frank Miller
78. Valerie Solanas
77. John Linnell and John Flansburgh
76. Emo Phillips
75. Robert Altman
74. Calvin Johnson
73. David Cross
72. Henry Rollins
71. Oscar Wilde
70. David Lynch
69. Stan Brakhage
68. John Lennon
67. Nick Hornby
66. Camille Paglia
65. Garrison Keillor
64. Abbie Hoffman
63. Richard Linklater
62. Marcel Duchamp
61. Yoko Ono
60. Pier Paolo Pasolini

59. Allen Ginsburg
58. Eve Ensler
57. Gore Vidal
56. Steve Buscemi
55. Jackson Pollack
54. Robert Smith
53. John Lydon
52. Roland Barthes
51. George Orwell
50. Bob Dylan
49. Charles Bukowski
48. Julian Schnabel
47. David Bowie
46. Jello Biafra
45. Steven Wright
44. Tom Wolfe
43. Stanley Kubrick
42. Albert Camus
41. Patti Smith
40. Susan Sontag

39. Chuck Paluhnick
38. Michelangelo Antonioni
37. Stephin Merritt
36. Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell
35. Ingmar Bergman
34. Brian Eno
33. William S. Burroughs
32. Matthew Barney
31. Laurie Anderson
30. Truman Capote
29. Lester Bangs
28. Howard Zinn
27. Sylvia Plath
26. Salvador Dali
25. Woody Allen
24. Soren Kierkegaard
23. Chuck Klosterman
22. Hal Hartey
21. Leonard Cohen

...And the top 20 all-stars!...

20. David Sedaris
19. Salmon Rushdie
18. Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
17. Jean-Michel Basquiat
16. David Byrne
15. Jean-Paul Sartre
14. Jim Jarmusch
13. Lou Reed
12. Jack Kerouac
11. Morrissey
10. John Zorn
9. John Cage
8. Hunter S. Thompson
7. Kurt Vonnegut
6. Bertolt Brecht
5. Tom Waits
4. Frederick Nietschze
3. Jean-Luc Godard
2. Noam Chomsky
1. Andy Warhol

Crapface 37: Station IDs Seem So Passe

Published on June 8, 2008 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 37
crapface_37.mp3
Running time: 57:32


Myla and the Captain return from a LONG hiatus in the new downtown pad. We talk about our new relationships, movies, Myla's teaching gig, and lots more. The Downtown Warrior even stops by for a visit with presents!

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Crapface 36: Don’t Let My Lust For You Impair Our Friendship

Published on February 21, 2007 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 36
crapface_36.mp3
Running time: 32:29


Kait and Ariel join Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team for a playful Skype romp about phalli, hot cross buns, Richie Scurvy, and more. For the first time in a long time, VH1 and the Gilmore Girls don't come up in conversation. Be sure to check out the links this week.

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Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

Published on February 6, 2007 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 35
crapface_35.mp3
Running time: 1:02:52


Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

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Grandma Party Returns, 4/7/7

Published on January 8, 2007 in Events, Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
For those of you that don't know, you can hear some of our previous talks about Grandma Party in past episodes:
Posts tagged as Grandma Party on PFAlliance.BlogSpot.com

YO YO YO GRANDMA PARTY PEOPLE!

We didn't forget about you, and we hope you have not forgotten us.

Looky here…

The third randomly intervaled Grandma Party Bazaar is happening on
April 7th 2007 in the luxurious Stardust Parking
Lot.

If you are receiving this email it means you were a vendor at a
pervious bazaar. We want to give top priority to you guys. You can
secure your spot in one of two ways:

You can sign up by sending 25 dollars through pay pal to Casey
Or
You can save 5 bucks and pay Casey 20 dollars at the EARLY VENDOR SIGN
UP MEETING on January 15th at 8 PM at Stardust.

If neither of these is possible, get in touch with casey (via above email or myspace) and a special
emergency plan can be put into action, just because we love you that
much.

When you sign up please give a description of what your
booth will hold and also if you plan on having a tent. This will help
us when we make the layout for the whole bazaar.

More information will be coming at you soon. Expect the normal or not
so normal grandma party shenanigans.

Loves
Grandma Party

P.S. …. JT will be back in town and he wants to see all of you.

Crapface 34 – Do you want a beer?

Published on January 4, 2007 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed

Episode 34
crapface_34.mp3
Running time: 12:08


Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!
Topics discussed in this show:
  • We're back!
  • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
  • One Year 'Versary
  • Man Huggin'!
  • "That is a pretentious device"
  • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
  • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
  • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
  • Pan-dos
  • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
  • Ryan's Car Keys
  • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
  • Strawberry Pancakes
  • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
  • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
  • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
  • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
  • Myla is Hungry
  • Thank you!!
  • PRETENT-shirts
  • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
  • Happy 2007

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Mariner’s Revenge Song

Published on September 19, 2006 in Open Forum, Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
This late-breaking edition of the Open Forum is brought to you by Mumpsy, Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team. Recorded between episodes 9 and 10 of You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA (http://pfalliance.blogspot.com), special guest Jackson from episodes 10 and 11 is present as well. Obligatory chip crunching in the second verse. Post your own content to the Open Forum

Crapface 32 – PFA Back to School Special

Published on September 7, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 32
Running time: 36:21
Amy, Kait, the Makeout Maven, Myla and the Captain convene at Kait's house for a recital, a reading, and news from Athens PopFest 2006.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bass Clarinet Recital
  • Piano Concerto
  • Dramatic Reading
  • Athens PopFest 2006 Report
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Crapface 31 – Metaphorically Speaking

Published on September 5, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 31
Running time: 1:02:48
Kait and Catherine return with Leroy for early morning hung-over musings on movies, mini-societies, and male archetypes. Kait's West Orlando house is the locale for said exchange. Check out the first show with a name like Crapface recorded before sunset!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • How goes the show?
  • Who is here?
  • The show isn't out yet, but it is...
  • Affluent townie band kids
  • Myla's underwear
  • Education
  • Microcosms upon microcosms
  • "Echo Boomers"
  • No one day marked the beginning of a movement
  • The Sandlot
  • TV as pain killer
  • Willow by George Lucas
  • Shoes with Wheels
  • Top Secret starring Val Kilmer
  • Scary Movie / Not Another Teen Movie
  • Let's address the original topic
  • Kalee on Firefly
  • Basing life on TV
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • "Code Switching" - Assuming Roles
  • Exploring Identity at a tender stage
  • "It's always good to interrupt him
  • "We are changing the world with this show"
  • "I just know what movies he likes"
  • The Captain is proud of us
  • Harry Potter as a banned book
  • Self-referentiality and slowly descending into chaos
  • "We should do this at the end of every show"
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Crapface 30b – The Aloma Chronicles Part 3

Published on August 31, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 30b Running time: 33:00 The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the third installment of: The Aloma Chronicles. We join our story, already in progress. For the first half of this show, please download Episode 30a. Topics discussed in this show:
  • Pizza is served
  • Tommy the Musical
  • Death Day Songs
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Crapface 30a – The Aloma Chronicles Part 2

Published on August 31, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 30a
Running time: 30:40
The people: Kait. Catherine. Marc. Nicole. The place: The Mellow Mushroom, Winter Park, Florida. Some of the names have been changed to protect the pretentious. Myla Goldberg. The Captain of the Other Team. and Paul, the unknowing waitor who witnessed it all going down. This is the second installment of: The Aloma Chronicles.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Film Scores
  • Musicals
  • PFA Beers
  • 80's Music
  • Phish
  • Camera Obscura
  • Tilly and the Wall
  • Carribeeean? Car-ribean?
  • Book vs. Movie
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Crapface 29 – PFAs in Stereo

Published on August 31, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 29
Running time: 43:43
Kait and Catherine sit at Austin Coffee and film out by Aloma Ave. in Winter Park for an audio-sensory experience the likes of which our audience has never concieved of... podcasting in stereo!

If you don't normally do so, PLEASE listen to this one on headphones. Expect to hear lots of music speak, news from Germany and lots of dirty-minded commentary.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Billy Idol + a trombone + an airplane
  • Literary geek-ism
  • Catharine's trip to Europe
  • Great British-isms
  • Florida Music Festival, The Heatens, Dodger, Band Marino
  • TJ Dawe and the Fringe
  • Captain's Question: If you're pretentious, must you be whiny?
  • Bobby McFerrin
  • Girl Talk
  • Heathers
  • "This is not a politics show Myla..."
  • Stonehenge
  • Lil' Miss Catharine and Dye-Job Kait
  • Blue hair on a school field trip
  • Hi to Rhiannon on the Frappr
  • We have an audience
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Crapface 28 – We’re Getting Metatextual

Published on July 14, 2006 in Podcasts and You Can't Spell Crapface Without PFA. Closed
Episode 28
Running time: 52:59
Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team duet on the day of the Canadian Terrorist attacks - Sweden, IKEA, Science and so much more.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • IKEA Comes to Orlando
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