Monthly Archive for June, 2006

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Podcast 02B – AFC Passing Games (with Guests)

Show 02B
Length: 47:48

This second half of episode 2 covers Passing Games across the AFC. Steven (AKA “Weasel”) is back in the chair with Kyle to discuss his their picks in each division. The last 10 minutes or so are devoted to a top 8 by each commentator.

To download, right click on the “Show 02B” above and Save as… or use a podcatcher like iTunes, Juice, etc.

Background music courtesy of WIRED Magazine and the Creative Commons:

  • Thievery Corporation - Dc 3000
  • DJ Dolores - Oslodum 2004
  • The Rapture - Sister Saviour (Blackstrobe Remix)
  • Dan The Automator - Relaxation Spa Treatment
  • Cornelius - Wataridori 2

For more information see http://creativecommons.org/wired/

Links:
SOtG Web Site
Liberatr Media Network
Liberatr on MySpace

Podcast 02A – NFC Passing Games (with Guests)

Show 02A
Length: 29:55

This second episode covers the Air Attacks for the NFC. Steven (AKA “Weasel”) joins Kyle to discuss his top picks in each division. The second half of this show ends with a top 8 overall across both conferences.

To download, right click on the “Show 02A” above and Save as… or use a podcatcher like iTunes, Juice, etc.

Background music courtesy of WIRED Magazine and the Creative Commons:

  • Thievery Corporation - Dc 3000
  • DJ Dolores - Oslodum 2004
  • The Rapture - Sister Saviour (Blackstrobe Remix)
  • Dan The Automator - Relaxation Spa Treatment
  • Cornelius - Wataridori 2

For more information see http://creativecommons.org/wired/

Links:
SOtG Web Site
Liberatr Media Network
Liberatr on MySpace

NAFL ?? IFL?? Possible avenues of NFL growth?

The Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers were two of 2005’s worst teams in football in the second-worst division in the league, the NFC West. To even the non-NFL inclined, the Cards are famed as one of the worst-run organizations IN ALL OF SPORT (until this past off-season anyways) – including hockey teams. The Niners, while once models of greatness as the first franchise to achieve 5 Super Bowl victories, have eroded from their treasured status and are now more “Fool’s Gold” as far as any hope for advancement or evolution into a revitalized team. When these 2 cellar dwellers met for their first match-up of 2005, it didn’t make sense that it would be an event of possible momentous significance . . . at first glance it certainly fits snuggly in the, “Who gives a flying [BLEEP!]?” category.

It’s not just one reason why this game was significant . . . more like 103,000 of them. That’s the number of fans who appeared at the first NFL regular season game held outside the United States in Mexico City. And this for two of the most “El Crappo” teams the league had to offer. It boggles the mind what could have happened if they sent a Bengals/Steelers or Pats/Colts contest.

But why is it so important that the NFL shows success outside of the U.S.? Because it offers proof and precedent to expand the sport into foreign countries makes more business sense then trying to alter the seemingly perfect 32 team structure which features 8 divisions each with 4 franchises. Rather than try and force an entropy-ridden expansion into the twice-failed L.A. market (which has seen the exodus of the Rams and Raiders organizations), perhaps the NFL already has a frame-work in place for expanding south into Central and South America and/or perhaps merging with the CFL to create a North American Football league — a NAFL

And why not? The Super Bowl already receives world-wide attention being broadcast to 30+ countries this past year and continuously expanding. What’s the “foreign” viewer turn out going to be should a country’s home team actually have a stake in the NFL World Championship? With the teams in the NAFL (assuming the CFL finally does give in to a merger) travel won’t be much more difficult than it was before in terms of distance and dealing with time zone changes and can act as a frame work to create interest and buzz to expand the NFL Europe league separately.

As Europe’s contingent expands from the current 6 team make-up (5 of which are in Germany — the 6th in Holland) they could form up into a greater sized league and possibly expand into a 10-20 team league. While, at present, this appears to be a difficult prospect to foresee considering the lukewarm interest in some of the previous teams as the Barcelona Dragons, perhaps the NAFL success would the vessel from which the NFL Europe can create the interest across the pond to bring forth a successful league despite the presence of the crowd-pleasing power of Soccer leagues with which the NFL Europe must compete.

Once NFL Europe is a 16-ish franchise venture, the next area to expand to would be Asia/Australia. How would the NFL kick-off a major expansion on the Pacific Side? The gate to the region would be through Japan. In addition to the Japanese tendency to consume American entertainment, the NFL currently plays an annual preseason game in Tokyo. That, with the US service men and women stationed in Japan (which is also a contributing factor in the success of German franchises in NFL Europe), are parts to a formula for a strong Pacific foothold. Then through China, Singapore, and possibly South Korea and Russia the expansion can continue as the buzz for the Pacific American Football League (or for our purposes the PAFL) grows. It may even work out that Asia’s league is developed BEFORE the NFL Europe league reaches its desired scope.

Now without going into African or Middle Eastern expansions into the sport which also toss in politics as a difficult factor to throw into the mix, the league including the 3 Major continents of the world pose some basic problems present in any world wide sport — Travel, Time Zones, and Language Barriers.

Fans may shout for and demand inter-league play . . . they want to see how the Pittsburgh Steelers stack up against the Shanghai Dragons (for example). Regardless of whether the game is held in the Steel City, or at one of the cultural centers of China, there is plane fare for coaches, players, staff and equipment that add up quickly. An expense that will make the prospect of this game rather impractical at first glance and virtually impossible for the Terrible Towels to follow as visiting fans. Then there are the time zone changes that have players on the field trying to muster adrenaline and intensity when they are usually under their blankets counting sheep and catching “Z”s. And with the on-the-field challenge of their bodies’ internal clocks thrown out of whack, the language barrier makes for difficulty off of it.

So is international play out of the question? As far as the regular season goes . . . perhaps — but what about a tournament? — An International Super Bowl? Where champions of the various leagues collide in a month long tournament at a host country?

The 3 hypothetical leagues can send 2 representatives each and 2 international wild cards to be determined by record and performance within their respective leagues. (Inevitably they’ll be some snubs, but that’s the kind of thing that creates buzz, hype, and tickets sales). So with 8 teams and 4 games — the Super Bowl would cease to be merely the single evening that boasts the highest television rated sporting event year in and year out, but a festival that could at least one day rival the World Cup in prowess.

I understand that I have made some rather gross assumptions and that there are some practicalities that would have to be obviously worked out within each team’s and league’s birth as well. Will investors buy? Will big foreign corporations sponsor? Will fans truly become interested? Will there be enough talented players to actually make for strong competition? Can these leagues find their own respective “Tagliabue”s to make real the aforementioned vision?

If the answer to all these questions turns out to be yes, the process will still take years and possibly decades to develop as all the details such as stadium construction and player scouting are worked out, planned and completed. But maybe one day you’ll remember this article while tuning in with your grandkids from a nursing home as the referees rob the Tokyo Tsunamis of their first World Championship in Super Bowl LXLI as they lose to the Mexico City Aztecs.

The Language of Love

If you haven’t been trapped in an elevator for most of your life, you know that lovers communicate in many languages. The general consensus would have you believe that French is the official language of l’amour. Some choose to rely on plain English, while others use Pig Latin to divulge their deepest desires. I prefer the tongue of the Kalahari bushmen tribe myself.

There are a variety of love languages. You may be familiar with some of them. You might use them on occasion. Perhaps you’ve vomited at the use of it in your vicinity.

The first and most revolting of the languages is baby talk. It is commonly spoken by new couples who want to express their fresh love. This includes, but not limited to, the use of pet names (pookie snookums, bumble butt, and some combination of bunny and snuggle), cooing, and the advent of nonsensical words. Minor drooling may be involved. Bring a bib.

If you and your beloved are feeling romantic, it’s not unusual to get a little Elizabethan. You might find yourself sitting with your trusty plume etching out grandiose poetry. Romantic prose is usually recognized by the comparisons of your eyes to moonbeams, a lake, or a deer caught in headlights. Remember, women rarely swoon for men in pantaloons. Look at what happened to Cyrano.

Another language you’ll be more familiar with is dirty talk. This language is usually found behind closed doors or in a Quentin Tarantino film. Nudity is almost always involved. Dirty talk is not recommended for daily. public usage. Not only is it frowned upon, but it also loses it’s meaning if used too much, like repeating the word “refrigerator.” Euphemisms allow you to express dirty talk in a PG-13 manner. Not for the weak or the story book romantics.

How do mimes in love communicate with each other? Body language, of course. This is perhaps my favorite because it gets right to the point. If you are as oblivious to subtle hints and innuendoes as I am, your partner may strip down to their skivvies before you get the point. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. Body language is more than just nudity and all that comes after it. Eye contact, the “accidental” brushing of hands, seductive leg crossing are all examples of body language. In some cases, action speaks louder than, well, other actions.

Communication is an important tool in relationships, regardless of your native tongue. It is imperative to inform your partner of your needs in a way with which you feel comfortable. Buy him presents that may hint as to what you want, point and grunt, or buy a naughty (or self-help) book and highlight the interesting sections. I like to use hand puppets and shoebox dioramas. Regardless of your native tongue, do have some sort of dialogue with your love before she hands you divorce papers and takes you for everything you own and refuses to tell you why.

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Zanzibar and the Pharmacy: b.f.f.

Show 04
Length: 46:48

Marc, Nicole and Ryan talk about ImmortAle, Hard Cider, Vanilla, MacBeth, YCDTOTV, Co-host applications, and play a record by the Pharmacy from Seattle, WA. Plus a cover song by Marc with a C - “Vacation”.

  • How soon is now?
  • Cleansing the palette
  • “Lots of things have Vanilla”
  • “I miss my Diet Vanilla Coke”
  • Nicole + Cookies = <3<3<3
  • The Pharmacy from Seattle, WA
  • Kimya Dawson
  • “Pitchfork says so”
  • “Top of the pops!!”
  • “That was the hooker…”
  • The Modern Lovers
  • Jonathan Richman
  • “…unless they’re buying Stella.”
  • “If it’s from France, it’s not American!”
  • Sleep vs. Sex
  • You can’t spell pretentious without penis
  • “Seven inches and a stranger’s voice” - Spin Spin 45
  • Tootsie Roll Star Urban Legend
  • Intermission - “The sound of a garbage truck being dropped of the Empire State Building” by the Pharmacy
  • To be continued…

“Myla’s” Question: Name a bad Vanilla product
Leave your answers on the Zanzibar Lounge web page in the form of a comment.

Marc with a C will be playing a show at Stardust on June 2nd. Check out Marc’s MySpace or his website for more info.

Links:
The Pharmacy
Pharmacy MySpace
Kimya Dawson
Art Brut
Vendaface
Liberatr Presents Concert Series
Marc with a C
You can’t spell crapface without PFA
Liberatr on MySpace

How to Leave Someone at the Altar

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this couple escape from holy matrimony.

This is it. You took the blood test, angered twelve of your closest friends and family members when you announced your intention to marry, and now 400 of your mother’s acquaintances are sitting in a chapel waiting for you to exchanges “I do’s” with a man you’ve barely spoken to in the past month. Suddenly the idea of reciting wedding vows has you taking a vow of silence.

You may be experiencing a bout of cold feet, which is perfectly normal and part of the pre-wedding jitters. However, if you’re hoping for some long lost admirer to crash your wedding and profess his undying love for you just as you’re about to say “I, uh…”, it may be alarms you hear ringing instead of wedding bells.

Before your wedding day arrives and the maid of honor finds you shimmying down a drainpipe, check out these tips for throwing in the veil and leaving someone at the altar.

Take your partner into pre-marital counseling. With the stress of planning a wedding and the merging of personal belongings, your actual romance may have fallen by the wayside. Talk it out with your partner and officiant and try to resolve any issues you may have with the relationship. This would give your partner a voice in the matter and the chance to dissolve the relationship mutually.

Fake your own death. Hey, Juliet did it to get out of her marriage to Paris. All you need is a friar who specializes in mixing potions and a maid willing to cover for you.

Go AWOL for several days. Have your friends fabricate a wild bachelor/ette party scenario in which you run off with some dark stranger. While on this holiday, you should prepare your big “It’s not you, it’s me” speech or be ready to do some major kissing up when your future ex catches up to you.

Stage a diversion. Ask your Uncle Lou to do his big hula number before the ceremony. As he’s grossing out your guests by shaking what your grandma gave him, you can escape quietly in a pre-packed getaway car.

Be a man (or act like one). Go through with the ceremony up to “Speak now or forever hold your peace” and make the announcement that you can’t spend the rest of your life with this person. Brace yourself for knee-jerk reactions and the possibility that you won’t be invited for cake afterwards.

Send a note to your partner. The next best thing to being there, an eloquently worded letter may soften the blow of the abandonment. When choosing a messenger, pick someone who is neutral. Sending the letter through a mother who’s been openly cursing your relationship or the jealous bridesmaid waiting for her chance to pounce may lead your former betrothed to believe the note was forged.

Before walking out on this momentous occasion, be aware of the damage you’re likely to do and that you are willing to face the consequences. Prepare yourself for the attacks of angry relatives, disappointed parents, and the possibility of never mending fences with your partner. Don’t take any steps that will sever ties, should you wish to salvage and maintain your current relationship.

And if you do leave your former future spouse, yes, you do have to return the wedding presents.