Monthly Archive for May, 2006

Crapface 25a - Like a Lexus

Episode 25a Running time: 31:32 Our 25th Episode! Cabaret Mark Baratelli joins Myla and the Captain. We rock the Stardust cafe and talk about Fringe and Fishbowls. Topics discussed in this show:
  • Improv Cabaret
  • Pretentious Fucks
  • Stardust and PFAs
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Visual Fringe

Katharine

On a break from the booth, I took some time to check out Visual Fringe. The VF artwork is on display throughout the OSF lobby, the Patrons’ Room, and the Edyth Bush lobby at the Rep. Much of the artwork would intimidate my robots, so it’s best that we’re outdoors with the riff-raff.

My favorites of the bunch were “Breaking Free” by Janine L. Wooten, located in the Patrons’ Room, and Brian Demeter’s “Frog and Toad” (despite my personal dislike of frogs), located in the Edyth Bush lobby.

If you can’t stand the heat (or the smokers) at the beer tent, there are several tables to gather around in the Patrons’ room. It always looks so sad and empty when I pass by. Go keep the art company, would ya?

Crapface 24 - Gina’s Big List of Common Sense

Episode 24
Running time: 51:36
Gina Riggio joins Myla, the Captain and Andrea. Songs by Gina and the Big list of Common Sense Things.

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Saving the environment
  • Do-it-yourself for the Earth
  • Songs by Gina
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Lilly, Lila, Queens and Go-Go Dancers

Show: Lilly and Lila’s Lovely Lesbian Hour
Venue: Brown Venue (Orlando Philharmonic @ Shakespeare Festival)
Show times: 5-19 @ 10:20pm, 5-20 @ 7:30pm, 5-22 @ 6:45pm, 5-23 @ 10:20pm, 5-24 @ 8:40pm, 5-27 @ 12:45pm and 5-28 @ 6:40pm
Tickets: $10


How do I begin? My first Fringe foray of the year may end up being the most memorable musing of the week. The overused alliteration is in reference to Lilly and Lila’s Lovely Lesbian Hour, now showing in the Brown Venue at the OSF. Steve Schneider of the Weekly was there, though I wasn’t sitting close enough to see his facial expression during the show; maybe that’s for the better. By watching the show solo and having plenty of time to reflect afterwards, I may be able to give you a more pure review. On to the lesbians…

The premise of the show comes from Lilly and Lila, a lesbian couple who was frozen in an arctic avalanche in 1956. Now thawed out, the cocktail-loving duo are here to show us what things were like in the 50’s, holding the current decade along side their own in the name of entertainment. The show is listed as Variety/Interactive, and I’d say that’s a very good description. The girls used film, audience participation, alcohol and a mysterious hand from behind the curtain to deliver almost non-stop laughter to the unknowing audience.

As I attended the pilot showing, I don’t think many of us were ready for the most attention-grabbing part of the evening – the go-go dancers! I could say more, but I think a simple “adult content” (i.e. pasties) warning is all that’s required. If you appreciate the female figure, you may be able to brush up on your women’s studies this week and never have a need to leave the Fringe.

Among the other attractions were a gameshow, a few cocktail tastings, a performance by a real-life Parliment House Drag Queen “Rusty Faucet”, and a number of punchline-laden anecdotes sure to invoke laughter.

On a scale of “highly recommended” to “run the other way”, I’d call this one “tantalizingly worth the ten bucks”. Thumbs up.

Comment by Lilly:
Thank you so much for your lovely review! It’s wonderful to get feedback on our quirky little piece.

Fringe is guerilla theatre at its best. You have only one tech rehearsal in the space, twenty minutes to put up your set and ten minutes to take it down. I have never been involved in a Fringe show that something didn’t go completely awry. For our opening tonight we didn’t have the slide show that went with the opening song, and our two videos didn’t have sound. (Two, you might ask, having seen only one this evening - well, at less than five minutes before show we were told that they would be silent: we cut one and decided to wing it on the other.) Talking to actors from other shows later, at the beer tent of course, we found that some shows had worse experiences. Sounds negative? Hell no - the Fringe staff is great and the tech for our brown venue pulled magic out thin air to fix many other things that decided to go wonky.

That being said, there is such a joy to Fringe. Having that many varied performers in one space is like manna for fans - something all of us involved in the Fringe are. I’ve had my Orlando Weekly and Orlando Sentinel guides out, madly pencilling out various gameplans to try to see all of the shows that I simply MUST see. This year there are simply so many shows that look amazingly good; truly this fifteenth Orlando Fringe Festival is a banner year.
Once again, thank you for coming to our show.
Love, Lilly (aka Leneil)

Note to Ives fans

WHiRR is not affiliated with Jester Theater Company, but if you’re in a David Ives mood and you’re seeing (f)Ives, you might be interested in some artwork we have for sale.

I have six original prints inspired by Ives’ All in the Timing. The prints were created to display in the lobby during Orlando Theatre Project’s production in March. If you’re already an Ives fan and/or can’t attend Fringe, we have the prints available for sale online. So convenient!

This is half unrelated, but if you find and fill out one of our activity page word finds and bring it to the WHiRR booth, we’ll give you a free one-inch button.

IndieKarma

I am trying out a fun service for bloggers called IndieKarma. The basic idea is to donate money to your favorite free web sites in a slick micro-payments kind of way: every time you visit an IndieKarma-enabled site, a small bar appears at the bottom of the page to let you know. If you arae logged in to the service 1 penny will be extracted from your acount (right now, they are crediting $1 just for signing up), which is then placed in the site owner’s account.

This could be an easy way for me to afford to keep Liberatr online. The conversion rate is better than PayPal for amounts of $1, so I see it as very much worth the small effort on your part.

It is very simple: Sign up, put some cash in your account, visit my page, make sure you’re logged in. The little blue bar will remind you. You do a good deed, everyone is happy. Indie Karma!

Fringe Begins!

Well, it’s official. The 15th Annual Orlando International Fringe Festival is officially underway, with no help very little help from me. I drove my roommate over to the Gala 80’s Prom Themed opening, the one with the amazing and wild paint dance by Mariko (pictures here), but I had to turn around and promptly and abruptly leave. It was my fault for getting a flat tire on Tuesday, which meant I had to re-schedule a podcast for tonight, therefore double-booking myself. Sometimes I hate being important.

Anyway, the pictures make the event look like something that will never be reproduced, which is the perfect event for bloggers to cover… I guess them’s the breaks!

MOST importantly, Fringe is now rolling ahead, full-steam, with no signs of stopping for the next 10 days or so. I am so excited! I have started highlighting my Orlando Weekly, and I need to grab one of the indispensable guides the Sentinel distributes as well, so I can read all the reviews and prioritize prioritize.

I made some killer buttons today that I am confident will be a big hit at the Festival: They bear the slogan “This is TOTALLY going on my BLOG” and our web address for those who don’t catch the reference. You can check it out by viewing our MySpace page, or on Flickr. If you want a button, stop by Katharine’s WHiRR table in front of the Shakespeare building. She has the prime location at the end of the row.

I look forward to seeing you at the Fringe. If you see a tall blonde guy with yellow shoes and a Totally Blog button, say hello! I want to know how people are interacting at, around, in and with Fringe and other Fringers. You might even get a mention on the blog!

WHiRR @ Fringe

WHiRR is setting up a booth outside of the Orlando Fringe Festival. We’ll be set up for the duration of the festival with artwork and merchandise and treats for the eyes. If you’re in the area, drop by and say hello. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell strangers you meet in a parking garage.

We’re presenting a variety of new products not yet available in the online shop. Get a sneak peek before the rest of the internet. Be the first one on your block to own and WHiRR merchandise.

When: May 18-28, 2006
Where: Orlando Shakespeare Festival at Loch Haven Park
Times:
Weeknights - 6PM-11PM
Sat-Sun - 10AM-12AM

Clash of the Titans

Imagine being an NFL veteran entering his 12th career year at Quarterback (which many would argue is the most important position on the field) who just 2 seasons ago shared MVP honors in 2003 with the Colts’ Peyton Manning. Your play on the field and your tough-guy image off of it have been driving forces for the success of your franchise since ‘98 whose recent history boasts being 1 yard short of sending the Super Bowl into overtime for the first time in its history.

Despite your likeness being a guaranteed candidate to reside not only in a picture frame in the franchise’s front office as an inspirational figurehead within the organization, but a bust immortalizing you in the NFL Hall of Fame, while you are at the team’s facilities preparing to pour your heart and soul for a 12th time to bring a second coming for the Tennessee Titans, they ask you to cease working out at their facility because they’re afraid of the $9 million salary cap number that you represent.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the recent events surrounding Titan legend, QB Steve McNair, who filed a grievance with the organization who has contractually bound him to remain physically fit in order to perform the duties of a featured NFL passer while also preventing him from doing the same in such a matter that eliminates the team’s liability should he suffer injury participating in activities outside of the Titans’ complex. (Think Cleveland Browns’ TE Kellan Winslow WITHOUT the irresponsibility of an Evil Kinevil impersonation on a motorcycle)

This on top of implications of trading/releasing and driving him to the Baltimore Ravens after years of distinguished service – How much disrespect can an NFL hero and loyal Tennessee fans take? (That’s right, folks . . . I just dropped the “D”–bomb).

In all fairness, one can’t COMPLETELY blame the Titans organization for getting into this situation. A trendy practice in contract negotiation with players on the back end of their careers as McNair is being a 33-year-old as of February is to offer up players 5 or 6-year contracts when it is expected they’ll last only 2 or 3 years more in the league. To increase the contract’s value without spending any money, teams will balloon the salary numbers for the years the player isn’t expected to see action . . . like say $9 million which represents close to a 10th of the team’s salary cap on its own.

While no one could have predicted the Titans’ logical hypothesis on McNair’s longevity to actually be wrong considering the quarterback’s reckless style of play, we CAN blame them for the way they handled the interim where they neglected to renegotiate properly and the after math where they exiled a king from his palace. OK . . . so that is a little over-dramatic – unless you happen to be a Titan fan.

Regardless of the arbiter’s ruling, it is the Titans who have a tough decision to make. Pay Steve McNair and keep him in Tennessee to mentor 1st round draft pick, Vince Young, and help evolve him into the future of this franchise or get rid of McNair by way of trade or waivers to increase cap space to pay the next generation of players to preclude hold-outs that would keep these rookies attending training camps which are crucial to their development. Should the franchise decide the later option, a Titan will fall from the illustrious ranks of the roster list while Tennessee will fall every time they visit or host Baltimore at the hands of an NFL Titan.

Crapface 23 - Flexing Our 1st Amendment Muscle

Episode 23
Running time: 54:05
Myla and the Captain duck it in from Natura Coffee and Tea near UCF about... POLITICS!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • Bubble Tea
  • Freedom
  • Steven Colbert
Myla's Question: Do you care what happens to you after you die?

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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A Singleton’s Guide to Surviving Wedding Season

The warmer months are here and warm weather seems to bring brides and grooms out of the woodwork to get married. Watching your friends get married is rarely a pleasant experience, especially if you're still single. What's worse is knowing that your friends are getting married and not being invited to the wedding. Even if you are invited, you risk a bombardment of "So, when are you going to tie the knot?" "Aren't you seeing someone, sweetie?" and "I know someone who would be perfect for you…" So, without causing bodily harm to the bride's great aunt, how will you survive wedding season?

Go on a road trip… solo. Getting away from everyone will give you a chance to experience things for yourself without interfering opinions. No need to go far. Just take a drive through your own state and stop at some interesting roadside attractions. Go to Roadside America.com to find some cool sights close to you. Discover new things and broaden your horizons. Imagine the stories you'll have to tell when you get back home.

Hold a singles shower. Invite your single friends over and have them each bring one gift. Trade gifts, get liquored up, and play silly party games like Truth or Dare or Spin the Bottle. If you're feeling really adventurous, play Seven Minutes in Heaven (two people in one closet for seven minutes…) and do all the things you were to shy to do with Bobby in high school.

Plan your own wedding. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Even if there is no possibility of marriage in the near future, planning a fantasy wedding can be great fun. You can pick out wedding invitations and decorations or find the perfect location without the stress of checking availability or running your decision past a partner. Go the extra mile and try on wedding dresses. Bring along a friend and a camera. Who knows, your research may come in handy someday.

Write your own vows. Not vows of love and trust to (insert name of sexy actor du jour), but to yourself. Similar to those resolutions you love to break on New Year's, come up with some promises to yourself, like "I will never let my mother set me up again," and stick with them as long as you can. Or make a list of things you'll never give up if you do find that one long-lasting relationship ("I refuse to stop drinking milk straight from the carton").

Take some of those time-honored wedding traditions and bring them into everyday use. Carry a garter with you out to a nightclub. Approach a group of guys, get their attention, and toss the garter into the air. Whoever catches it will be the one you take home. Guys love when girls do slutty stuff like that.

Write an article about how to survive wedding season. Then try explaining to your boyfriend that you're in no position to settle down and this isn't a ploy to get a proposal out of him. Seriously. Spend half an hour convincing him that someone else wrote the article under your name. If that doesn't work, toss a garter at him and give him a sultry look.

Still fretting over singlehood? Think about America's divorce rate and sleep well tonight.

Interview - Brandon Roberts

Katharine

Show: SPORT
Venue: Yellow Venue (Goldman Theatre @ Shakespeare Festival)
Show times: 5/19 @ 10:45PM, 5/20 @ 3:35PM, 5/21 @ 9:35PM, 5/23 @ 6PM, 5/25 @ 11:05PM, 5/27 @ 4:05PM, 5/28 @ 6:30PM
Tickets: $10

Can you give us a brief synopsis of your show?

Sport is a fast-paced romp through the world of sports. While the show pokes fun at the commercialism of sports, we are not looking to make any bold political statements. Our major concern is that people have a great time and laugh plenty!

Have you performed in the Fringe in previous years?

This is Ghostlight’s and my first Fringe Experience.

What motivated you to get involved with this production?

I toured with this show frest out of college (1998-2000) around the Southeast, and even took it over to France for a few months in 1999. It seemed to me to be the perfect show to fit into Fringe, yet still different enough from the other Fringe shows to be unique.

What’s your favorite Fringe memory?

Working with my two fellow actors Pat Braillard and Mike Gill, two of the funniest boys I know.

Where would Orlando audiences recognize you from?

A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Twelth Night at Orlando Shakespeare Festival
Winnie the Pooh and You Can’t Take it With You at Orlando Repertory Theatre
Western Civilization! The Complete Musical (abridged) with Orlando Theatre Project

What’s in store for you post-Fringe?

I’ll be playing Peter Rabbit in June/July with Orlando Shakespeare Festival, then I’ll be in San Francisco in August/September playing both Dromios in Comedy of Errors with Marin Shakespeare Company.

Find out more about Brandon and Ghostlight Theatre Company:
Ghostlight Onstage
Ghostlight on MySpace

Interview - Eric Pinder

Katharine

Show: Waiting for Napoleon
Venue: Pink (Mandell Theatre at Shakespeare Festival)
Show times: 5/20 @ 11:55PM, 5/22 @8:05PM, 5/23 @10:45PM, 5/27 @7:15PM, 5/28 @ 9:05PM
Tickets: $10

Can you tell us a little bit about Waiting for Napoleon?

Essentially it is a one man show of an actor putting on a one man show of Tolstoy’s War and Peace in a theme park called “Literature World.” It’s a journey through the rehearsal process and the actor’s self-discovery. Laced with literary references, it’s a sort of deconstruction of War and Peace in forty-five minutes involving a self absorbed director, a drag queen, and the plot of War and Peace sung to Gilbert and Sullivan.

It is a revised edition of a show I wrote in 2002 that was named a Orlando Sentinel Fringe Best Bet. [The show] contains language and a sweaty bare chest for about fifteen seconds.

What motivated you to bring this back to Fringe?

This show happened because I was reading Tolstoy’s War and Peace while opening a show at the Animal Kingdom - itself opening. It just reflected frustration on my part, but at the same time I wanted it to be hopeful. I think the show reflects that.

The show was highly praised when I did it last time, but due to a typo in the Fringe program I was listed in a different venue, so I lost a lot of people that way. But now more people have the chance to see it. I only have five performances though.

Have you performed in the Fringe in previous years?

This is my ninth year with the Fringe. This is one of four shows I’ve written to perform at Orlando Fringe.

What’s your favorite Fringe memory?

One of my most favorite productions was The Garden Variety Hour (I think) and it was this guy and his lover who had this brilliant show about a garden and how things work. He was dressed in this amazing plant costume that had all kinds of comparments and fun things. His lover played cymbals and drums. Words can’t do it justice. You had to see it. He walked around in that costume (this would have been 2003 when everything was still all spread out) and passed out flyers. That’s the kind of thing you don’t really see at Fringe anymore. The show I mean - you see plenty of bizzare outfits.
Where would Orlando audiences recognize you from?

I think people know me most from the shows I’ve done in the Fringe since 1996. But I recently played Officer Lockstock in the Mad Cow’s sold out run of Urinetown: The Musical and also performed in their Cabaret Festival. I’ve worked at Walt Disney World for fourteen years now so some people might have seen me there too.

What’s in store for you post-Fringe?

After Fringe I will be packing to move near downtown. I’ve always kind of lived in the SW corner of Orange County and now I’m finally venturing out. I also have to finish next year’s show which … well I don’t want to say anything yet.

Read more about Eric Pinder in his Orlando Weekly interview.

Florida Film Festival Breakfast Roundtable

Show 02
Length: 32:56

Simon Brown of Project Huxley, Chase Gordon of Free Lunch for Brad Whitman, Nathan Zellner of Redemptitude, Jeff Mahler of Inside and Anthony Gordon of B.I.K.E. at the First Watch Cafe in Orlando. Ryan Price reporting from the Florida Film Festival.

Each filmmaker gets a chance to discuss his film briefly. The discussion then turns toward submitting to film festivals and online distrobution options as well as trying to find crew for independent projects.

Links:

The Quiet Receiver Who Was Always Known

         Marvin Harrison is currently number 1 in receptions among active receivers with 927, but up until May 10th 2006, you may not have guessed who was 2nd . . . the best WR in the history of the Jacksonville Jaguar franchise, Jimmy Smith with 862; 70 of which he earned in 2005 as a 37-year-old while collecting another 1,000+ yard season.

          He retired Thursday where he went from the number 2 in receptions among active players to 7th all-time as well as 11th all-time in receiving yards with 12,287. He is also currently tied for 2nd all time with Tim Brown for 1,000-yard seasons with 9 while boasting 5 Pro-Bowl appearances in his 13 season career.

          But his stats are only the beginning of the story for the man his teammates call J-Smooth. Drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in 1992 as the 3rd receiver overall, Smith missed his rookie season after breaking his leg. In 1993 appendicitis required an emergency surgery. As a result, he suffered an infection and would eventually miss that season due to stomach problems that plagued him throughout the year.

In 1994, due to his lack of production, the Cowboys cut him. He made an effort to make the Philadelphia Eagles squad, but they too kept him off their roster leaving his NFL career for dead.

In 1995, however, with the birth of the Jaguar franchise, so was re-born the chance for greatness in the J-Smooth legacy. While he only earned 288 yards that year, it was the prelude to 7 straight 1,000 yard seasons which featured a 1600+ yard performance in 1999 where he collected 116 receptions. ’99 was not only the best year in Smith’s career, but also one of the best in the history of the Jaguar franchise that made it to a second AFC Championship game.

During 2001, Smith underwent 3 separate surgeries to remove scar tissue from his abdomen. The ordeal nearly ended his career. He managed not only to recover, but posted 112 catches for 1,373 yards.  Medical concerns would not be the only hurtle he faced that year as he was arrested that November for suspicion of drunk driving where it was alleged he tested positive for cocaine.

Sadly, the cocaine usage would resurface again in 2003 forcing Smith into a 4 game suspension and several weeks in rehab after publicly admitting his addiction. During the remaining 12 games in the season he gained 805 yards. He most assuredly would have gained 1,000+ had he played the full season, and thusly his run-in with drugs kept him out of the number 2 spot for consecutive 1,000-yard seasons where his 10 would be behind only Jerry Rice’s 11 .

While watching NFL Live on ESPN, I actually heard some moron try and claim that Jimmy Smith DOESN’T belong in the Hall of Fame, but was deserving of consideration.

In addition to all of his receiving feats, the Jags’ #82 was also a solid blocker and one of the best route runners. He was a player who quietly would record his 1,000+ yards and his 70 + catches every year while doing the little things his job required. Sure, you may have never heard about him because of the team he was on, but you never heard FROM him because of the lack of championships his team has played him in, or due to his discontent for his contract, or even playing this ridiculous “disrespect” card that players and even entire teams whine and cry about.

If you don’t find his stats to be credit enough by themselves, then look also at his character — a man who bounced back from constant medical adversity and even rehabilitated himself from a drug addiction to become the longest lasting piece of the Jacksonville passing puzzle. Much more than the “cat’s meow “, he was the Jaguars’ roar.